Shut Up
Seth MacFarlane, a known dancing monkey, offers an opinion like it was people.Aren't dancing monkey's cute when they think they're people?Awwwwwwww!
View ArticleThe Goal
Watching California on so many of its state laws makes me wonder if the goal is to make the place so shitty that we're downright grateful to La Raza and the Aztlan Movement for taking the place over so...
View ArticleContacted By Renowned Films
This is clearly Erin's fault!Yes, we must blame someone, Erin is someone, therefore we blame her.A Sophie Perrins emailed me claiming to be from Renowned Films... I'll quote her:Hello, Hope you are...
View ArticleLoud Popping Noise
The loud popping noise you just heard might have been a shit-ton of LGBT people realizing that the pro-gun folks urging them to get a gun weren't their enemies after all.And that the people who're...
View ArticleAct Accordingly
It will not take much effort at all to find the comments from Dancing Monkeys about how we should deal with events like the Orlando Shooting.I've a suggestion.Stop paying them.Pay attention to whom...
View ArticleCoarse
Dear every vendor of a tap and die set.4-40 is a UNC thread, the 'C' means "coarse".4-48 is the UNF or "fine" thread in the #4 size.Your inclusion of a 4-40 in your "fine" thread tapping set is wrong.
View ArticleQuote Of The Day
"He doesn't have any balls, could he at least man up enough to grow a vagina?"-- The Lovely Harvey concerning the performance of Gersh Kuntsman firing an AR-15.
View ArticleWasn't There Didn't Do It
Once again the Fuckweasils in Congress turn to gun control.I remember 21 years ago when we got the so-called Assault Weapons Ban.The impetus for that law was crimes I did not commit.The impetus for a...
View ArticleI Have A Dream
To be judged by the content of my character, not the contents of my gun safe.
View ArticleGiggle
Took Tabitha to the range because Willard took his M1 Carbine.That's after just 40 rounds. It doesn't take much to get the oils smoking.
View ArticleStripper Clips
In an ongoing attempt to go completely broke...Willard bought some accessories for his carbine.I'd never even heard of a stripper clip for an M1 carbine!But wait, you say, an M1 Carbine doesn't have a...
View ArticleNationalist
I have a modest proposal.Seal the damn border.While we're doing that...The longest non-immigrant visa you can have is 30 days.Period.It occurs to me that a gigantic problem with our present way of...
View ArticleUnpossible!
British Minister of Parliment shot and stabbed to death.In a nation with both knife and gun control.Gee, that sure worked out, didn't it?
View ArticleAn Equally Stupid Proposal
George Takei, a known dancing monkey, thinks we should ban guns permanently.For his first amendment right to feel safe while he peaceably assembles.Tell you what, George, let's just permanently ban...
View ArticleThe Voices Said To Stay Home And Clean ALL The Guns
If it shoots 5.56x45mm it got cleaned today.Not one gun was even filthy.The cleaning process is kind of a Zen moment. It's very soothing, really.The gun might not have needed cleaned, but I needed to...
View ArticleThe Lovely Harvey Rants
Here it is. I don't expect everyone to agree, I do expect manners or you will not be on my page. You don't like what I say then go away. Growing up, I as most people I know, had guns in the house. We...
View ArticleNow It's A Gun
Did the carving with a Modulus Arms jig on loan from Mr Skeezer of (clap clap clapclap) Texas.Marv soothed nerves and read the instructions in the proper order.Being extra careful, it took us about...
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