I did not entirely give up trying to find a way past the blockage on Metro: Last Light.
Anglave's description of it as exciting.
Other gamer's descriptions of it as difficult, but doable...
I'm convinced.
GIT OFF MY LAWN!
Fucking whippersnappers and your new fangled vidyah games.
This skill set is beyond me, I will not get it, I cannot learn it, stop with encouraging me.