The bombs in Boston were made from pressure cookers.
This rules out most left wingers as suspects, none of them have settled enough lifestyles to own something so domestic as cookware.
Clearly we're looking for a housewife of some Tea Party radical.
Martha Stewart is a housewife, conservative AND a convicted felon.
Test the fragments for white truffle oil!
We're on the other side of the looking glass now!
This rules out most left wingers as suspects, none of them have settled enough lifestyles to own something so domestic as cookware.
Clearly we're looking for a housewife of some Tea Party radical.
Martha Stewart is a housewife, conservative AND a convicted felon.
Test the fragments for white truffle oil!
We're on the other side of the looking glass now!