Who Won?

I don't care.

Here's a clue, sports fan, I could have watched the game if I cared.

But I don't, so I didn't.

Because I don't care, and didn't watch the game because of that apathy, I don't really want you to recount the event to me.

Knowing that I don't care about the outcome of the game, why do you think I care about how that outcome was achieved?