On A List

My Gods, how many lists must I be on?

I'm a veteran.

I'm a disabled veteran.

I'm a C&R holder.

I'm a multiple Form 1 maker.

Bunches and bunches of 4473's.

Now with the cops swinging by to look for The Boy... probably another list now that they've seen the rifle rack.

I guess I could get paranoid about it.

Or I could just live my life.

Living my life sure seems simpler.