But...

I'd be a libertarian, but...

I'd be a liberal, but...

I'd be a conservative, but...

I'd be a Republican, but...

I'd be a Democrat, but...

"Why am I such a misfit?
I am not just a nit wit!
They can't fire me.
I QUIT!

We may be different from the rest
Who decides the test
Of what is really best?"

I'll never fit in!