Who Is That In The Picture

Applebee's allows you to show a picture of yourself in uniform as proof of service for their free grub on Veteran's Day.

Uh...

Who _IS_ that person in the private first class uniform?

He's wearing my nametag, but bears no resemblance to the man in the mirror.

I've also noticed that I don't have a single picture of me as a sergeant.  Odd that.