A Difference In Defintion

I can be a very patient person.

You tell me a month, I can wait a month.

You tell me a year, I can wait a year.

You tell me "a couple of days"...

I'm going to start agitating at about the one week mark.

At two weeks I call you a liar.

At a month I tell everyone I know to avoid you.

Why?

Because if you'd meant a month, you should have said a month!

Being honest doesn't cost you anyone you really want to associate with anyways.