Does Anything Normal Happen Here

Headline: "Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo."

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"A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge..."

Pleasedon'tbenearhere! Pleasedon'tbenearhere! Pleasedon'tbenearhere! Pleasedon'tbenearhere! Pleasedon'tbenearhere! Pleasedon'tbenearhere!

"The confrontation Saturday evening occurred while a St. Petersburg Police Department officer was inside the home of..."

DAMMIT!DAMMIT!DAMMIT!DAMMIT!DAMMIT!DAMMIT!

We watch Cops! every once and a while and episodes in Florida have a certain... um... flavor. I dunno what's in the water, but I think it's excreted by manatees.