A Bit Stunned

Considering that I've garnered $750 in donations (maybe more because of people who can't follow directions)...

I'm not an underdog for Kilted...

Wow.

Considering that AD is out of prize consideration, I'm very close to being eligible for loot!

I'm never eligible to win.

It's knowing that I can't win that lets me donate and cajole without feeling guilty for asking.

Existential crisis in thirty seconds...