Bought me a spiffy kopis style Cold Steel machete.
Hacked at an unwanted tree limb in the back yard, because that's why I bought the thing. It effortlessly sliced right through the limb and because it didn't slow down even a bit, I wasn't prepared to stop it before it hit my poorly placed foot.
In a flip flop...
This could have been so much worse!
Hi, my name is Thag and I am stupid.
Hacked at an unwanted tree limb in the back yard, because that's why I bought the thing. It effortlessly sliced right through the limb and because it didn't slow down even a bit, I wasn't prepared to stop it before it hit my poorly placed foot.
In a flip flop...
This could have been so much worse!
Hi, my name is Thag and I am stupid.